The History Of The Whalers
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Conquering Heroes
Fed up with the lame music scene of the day, 4 men picked up their instruments and went off to combat the lameness. With amazing accuracy and awesome power, these 4 men, who call themselves "The Whalers" did destroy all of their wimpy musical competition in a grand show of lights and noise and flying hair.

The Songs
The Whalers have already created an extensive catalog of both headbanging and wussy songs. They currently have several dozen masterpieces.
Multiplatinum albums are being planned and written all the time. Our debut album, "Gone Whalin'" will be in stores soon. The follow up, "Pop By Backular Demand" has several songs written for it. Third and fourth albums, as well as a live album are all being planned for the future.

The Future
"So let it be written, so let it be done."
March 9, 2001- Founding members Ryan and Mike form The Whalers.
March 12, 2001- Lewis joins the band.
Spring and Summer 2001- The Whalers write songs and practice a whole lot.
March 2002- Angel joins the band.
June 2003- The Whalers graduate from high school and begin their world conquest.
Early 2004- Their independent, debut album, "Gone Whalin'" is released.
Spring 2004- A whole lotta club touring and self promotion along the east coast.
2005- The Whalers are signed to a major record label and release their second album, "Pop By Backular Demand". Fame follows immediately.
2006- Ryan gets married and scores.
9 months later- Ryan's daughter is born.
Fall 2007- Mike knocks up his current woman.
2008- Ryan scores again.
Spring 2008- "Bigger Than Gravity" is released
May 2008- Mike's suave and charming son is born. Mike sees him once then leaves for The Whalers world tour.
September 2008- Ryan's son is born.
September 22, 2008- Mike and Ryan temporarily leave the tour to see their women and children. On the way home their plane crashes, killing Mike and Ryan. The world mourns this tragic loss.
Shortly after- Angel starts his 2 year binge.
September 22, 2010- On the 2 year anniversary of the plane crash, Lewis takes a ride with Angel. Angel is intoxicated and crashes the car, killing both of them and a civilian.
Post Humous- An album featuring unfinished Whaler material is released. It is praised for its new experimentation and powerful deliverance.
Post Humous- Mike's son knocks up Ryan's daughter.
Post Humous- Ryan's daughter kills herself, refusing to give birth to Mike's bastard grandson.